Read Tequila Mockingbird Online
Authors: Tim Federle
Tequila Mockingbird (14 page)
Source: Herbst, Sharon Tyler.
The Food Lover's Companion
.
3rd ed. Hauppauge: Barron's, 2001.
Loud, slurring thanks to my first drinkers and readers: the Federles (Andy and Marci; Dennis and Debbie; Mike and Lynne), Brian Elliot, Cheri Steinkellner, Christian Trimmer, Karen Katz, and Victoria D'amato-Moran.
Three cheers to Josh McDonnell and Lauren Mortimer on the knockout design and illustrations throughout.
A glass of roséâeven if we're in publicâfor Brenda Bowen, agent and all-around chief.
And ninety-nine bottles of beer
off
the wall for Jordana Tusman, editor and ally. Thank you for getting this book and for
getting
this book.
A
absinthe
Absinthe Shrugged,
61
The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing,
48
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
(Twain),
60
The Adventures of Sherbet Holmes,
101
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
(Doyle),
101
Alice's Adventures in Wonder Bread,
124
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
(Carroll),
124
amaretto,
in
A Farewell to Amaretto,
79
Angostura bitters,
11
A Confederacy of Ounces,
68
Howards Blend,
28
One Hundred Beers of Solitude,
80
Silas Marnier,
85
anise liqueur,
in
A Confederacy of Ounces,
68
apple cider,
in
Fahrenheit
151
,
97
Are Your There God? It's Me, Margarita,
49
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
(Blume),
49
Atlas Shrugged
(Rand),
61
Austen, Jane,
Pride and Prejudice,
18
B
banana,
in
The Wonderful Blizzard of Oz,
120
Barrie, J. M.,
Peter and Wendy,
130
Baum, L. Frank,
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz,
120
beer
One Hundred Beers of Solitude,
80
Remembrance of Things Pabst,
37
Berry Potter,
132
bitters,
11
A Confederacy of Ounces,
68
Gin Eyre,
29
Howards Blend,
28
One Hundred Beers of Solitude,
80
Silas Marnier,
85
Vermouth the Bell Tolls,
84
blackberry liqueur
The Cooler Purple,
24
Heart of Dark Mist,
76
Bloody Carrie,
26
blueberries
The Adventures of Sherbet Holmes,
101
Huckleberry Sin,
60
The Last of the Mojitos,
69
Blue Curaçao,
in
Moby-Drink,
64
Blume, Judy,
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret,
49
bourbon
A Midsummer Night's Beam,
34
Romeo and Julep,
40
brandy
Decline and Fall Down,
56
Gone with the Wine,
98
Howards Blend,
28
The Joy Luck Club Soda,
105
The S(ide)carlet Letter,
42
Brave New Swirled,
21
Brave New World
(Huxley),
21
Bridget Jones's Daiquiri,
39
Bridget Jones's Diary
(Fielding),
39
Brontë, Jane,
Jane Eyre,
29
butterscotch liqueur,
in
The Malted Falcon,
88
C
Cain, James M.,
The Postman Always Rings Twice,
36
Carrie
(King),
26
Carroll, Lewis,
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland,
124
The Catcher in the Rye
(Salinger),
99
Cervantes, Miguel de,
Don Quixote,
133
Champagne
The Adventures of Sherbet Holmes,
101
Bridget Jones's Daiquiri,
39
A Cocktail of Two Cities,
22
The Count of Monte Cristal,
63
Ethan Pom,
16
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
(Dahl),
108
Charlie and the Chocolate Fake-tini,
108
cheese
Alice's Adventures in Wonder Bread,
124
Pizza and Wendy,
130
cherry juice,
in
The S(ide)carlet Letter,
42
Cherry Poppins,
116
chocolate,
in
Charlie and the Chocolate Fake-Tini,
108
A Cocktail of Two Cities,
22
coconut cream,
in
The Wonderful Blizzard of Oz,
120
coconut rum,
in
Lord of the Mai-Tais,
72
coffee liqueur
Crime and Punish-Mint,
55
Love in the Time of Kahlúa,
19
Coleridge, Samuel Taylor,
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner,
71
The Color Purple
(Walker),
24
Comfort, Alex,
The Joy of Sex,
32
A Confederacy of Dunces
(Toole),
68
A Confederacy of Ounces,
68
Conrad, Joseph
Heart of Darkness,
76
Lord Jim,
92
The Cooler Purple,
24
Cooper, James Fenimore,
The
Last of the Mohicans,
69
The Count of Monte Cristal,
63
The Count of Monte Cristo
(Dumas),
63
cranberry juice
Fahrenheit
151
,
97
Gulp-Iver's Travels,
66
Lord of the Mai-Tais,
72
One Flew Over the Cosmo's Nest,
15
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea Breeze,
90
crème de cassis,
in
The Sound and the Slurry,
93
crème de menthe,
in
Crime and Punish-Mint,
55
Crime and Punishment
(Dostoyevsky),
55
Crime and Punish-Mint,
55
Curaçao, Blue,
in
Moby-Drink,
64
D
Dahl, Roald,
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,
108
Decline and Fall Down,
56
Decline and Fall
(Waugh),
56
decorating drinks,
8
The Deviled Egg Wears Prada,
125
The Devil Wears Prada
(Weisberger),
125
Dickens, Charles
Oliver Twist,
127
A Tale of Two Cities,
22
Don Quixote
(Cervantes),
133
Dostoyevsky, Fyodor,
Crime and Punishment,
55
Doyle, Sir Arthur Conan,
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes,
101
Drankenstein,
58
drinking games,
134â35
Dumas, Alexandre,
The Count of Monte Cristo,
63
E
eggs,
in
The Deviled Egg Wears Prada,
125
elderflower liqueur,
in
The Count of Monte Cristal,
63
Eliot, George,
Silas Marner,
85
equipment,
6
espresso,
in
Frangelico and Zooey,
25
Ethan Frome
(Wharton),
16
Ethan Pom,
16
F
Fahrenheit
151
,
97
Fahrenheit
451
(Bradbury),
97
A Farewell to Amaretto,
79
A Farewell to Arms
(Hemingway),
79
Faulkner, William,
The Sound and the Fury,
93
Fear of Flying
(Jong),
128
Fear of Frying,
128
Fielding, Helen,
Bridget Jones's Diary,
39
flavorings,
11
Forster, E. M.,
Howards End,
28
For Whom the Bell Tolls
(Hemingway),
84
Frangelico and Zooey,
25
Frankenstein
(Shelley),
58
Franny and Zooey
(Salinger),
25
G
Galliano liqueur,
in
The Yellow Wallbanger,
47
games,
134â35
garnishes,
8
Gilman, Charlotte Perkins, “The Yellow Wallpaper,”
47
gin
A Cocktail of Two Cities,
22
Gin Eyre,
29
Heart of Dark Mist,
76
The Lime of the Ancient Mariner,
71
The Portrait of a Pink Lady,
104
The Sound and the Slurry,
93
ginger,
in
Pat the Tummy,
119
ginger beer,
in
The Rye in the Catcher,
99
glassware,
4
Golding, William,
Lord of the Flies,
72
Goldschläger,
in
Silas Marnier,
85
Gone with the Wind
(Mitchell),
98
Gone with the Wine,
98
Grand Marnier,
in
Silas Marnier,
85
grapefruit juice
Gulp-iver's Travels,
66
The Lime of the Ancient Mariner,
71
Rye and Prejudice,
18
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea Breeze,
90
grenadine syrup,
11
Ethan Pom,
16