Tales of the Out & the Gone (21 page)

Uh-huh.

And we know about how they all was in San Diego (living in La Jolla, Nixon’s Disneyland for tiring mice & ducks). The airplane lessons. Just take-off and banking, no landing.

Yeh.

And the obvious dung smell, like finding a terrorist passport in the ashes in front of the Twin Towers.

To where? Out?

And the rest of the BS. Change flight plans, no challenge from radio, no radio contact, no interceptors, Boston to World Trade Center to Pentagon.

The most carefully guarded strip of land on the planet.

Yeh.

And the weird stock-tinkering pullouts from American and United a month before.

The Israelis booking, the warnings. Sharon’s un-visit. Your boy, Night Fighter Brown from Frisco.

By Way of Deception,
the dude from the Mossad’s book. About the 1st little 9/11 in the garage where the Palestinian went for the nooky and got popped instead of the Mossad nookyteer.

Yeh, I dig. But what?

Suppose the Saudis, in exchange for yr savage uncle booking. They in Qatar now. And with the Israeli thing. The promise to clean out Afghanistan, Palestine.

Transfer, they call it.

Saddam.

Yeh. Bush’s old man gave him the stuff. They coulda checked the receipts.

Yeh.

Bush, the father, was Osama’s roadie in the black gold trade. Cowboy baptized the Taliban to waste the Pink Afghan number.

What you saying?

Saying the Cowboy need a Pearl Harbor like his man Schicklgruber need the Reichstag, so they let the dogs out. Ate commies, union people, most heavy on the Jews!

Yeh, yeh. Reichstag Enablement Act, where yr man Asscraft come down. I see a big pink hiney sailing through the air, doing number one and number two on the whole world.

They think if they can doo-doo on everybody or get the E.P.A. to declare pee-pee-heavy weather, they can turn everybody into niggers!

Oh yeh. You mean, they be able to sing and dance and get fucked with on the highway?

Oh, there you come.

That’s some out shit.

But this, if it was the Saudis playing Hitrabs for the Cowboy, the Cowboy can put on them black suits they got in the back of they closet.

And nut out on the whole whirl. Even change French fries to O’Reilly spuds. Get little Colon to take everything off the air. Let Murdoch do his no-place-to-go routine. It’s all evil, except who telling you and I been converted to heathen!

You mean, on 9/11 the cops really did come?

And going to cop, everybody! Down on yr hands and needs new and old Negroes, we is gonna teach you about the rapture. Like they be sailing through the air with Jesus on the lead horse, just like in
Birth of a Nation
with a World War One.

Naw, updated. World War Two helmet.

You dig?

Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq. Then Iran, Syria. Then a deep breath—it’s off to see the Wizard.

The Yellow Brick Road. Right up to where the Key Maker in Matrix Deuce be hanging with the Keys to the entrance into meta-super-master. All y’all world is niggers now, and it ain’t gonna be quitting time (like in
Gone with the Wind
) for a long never …

China.

Shit, do Cowboy know a billion motherfuckers up there? A bunch of which wd love his ass to ride up there so that they can turn that motherfucker into chopsticks.

And North Korea, the practice?

Shit, that ain’t practice. That’s nonsense.

It ain’t to a fool. A fool think foolishness is good sense.

Anyway, if the Saudis was the hit nigras, so the Cowboy can move his doo-doo out. And give the boy-poppers a little room in they money.

Florida, San Diego, Koran in Boston airport. All of them Saudis & Bush and Israel and the Brits, who is always down for ugly.

Ain’t that where the Devil first hit when he left the Pole?

So you saying the Cowboy, the Saudis, the Israel, and John Bull’s one-nut kin is the actual doo-doo?

Straight out of the Cowboy Bible. With Jesus sailing down through the clouds to ice the Jews as soon as Israel free from the Colored.

Dig that. You don’t believe FDR pulled a choo-choo with Pearl Harbor too?

Hey, I didn’t see the movie.

But I saw
Matrix
Deuce where they living in Zion.

Do that make them Zionists?

I saw where the French dude was the villain and was keeping the Chinaman locked up cause he had the key.

The French-Chinese trade.

Historic. I seen that weird flick where the same dude in
Matrix
—his name ain’t Kneel or Neil—it’s Neo.

You mean they left the “GR” out?

Yeh, like you leave the Are out in yr man’s title, he is then suddenly a fiend!

Gotcha. OK, OK.

So.

I suppose to say, “So.” So?

They coming back another gin. New World Order. Homeland Security. Shock and Awe! Like the Concentration Camps was just Slave Plantations for Jews and other uncools.

So the Arab is the Jew this twirl?

Yeh, but dig, brother. You look like an Arab. Yr boy say he an original Jew, and we all know all y’all very colored.

Yeh. So what we supposed to do?

Get busy, is what. All us need to get busy.

Very busy!

(All leave.)

June 12, 2003
Brick City, New Ark