Read Coach Hyatt Is a Riot! Online
Authors: Dan Gutman
Coach Hyatt Is a Riot! (6 page)
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One goose and another goose are geese. But one moose and another moose aren't meese. Nobody knows why.
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It's called a quarterback because in ancient times a football cost seventy-five cents. When primitive people used a dollar to buy one, they got a quarter back.
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Clog dancing is a dance that plumbers do to make water go down the drain.
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Quarterbacks always say “Hut” before the ball is hiked. That's because in ancient times the first primitive football players lived in huts.
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Grown-ups get mad when you say “butt.” Nobody knows why.
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Unidentified Flying Moose